‘Quickly. We can’t let them get away! Fire!’
’But…captain, why are we shooting them?’
’What do you mean why are we shooting them? It’s for Public Health!’
’Right, sir. But how will shooting them help Public Health?’
’What do you mean how will shooting them help Public Health? Haven’t you heard?’
’Heard what, sir?’
’There’s a Virus.’
’You mean Covid?’
’No, son. It’s much worse than that. This is Delta.’
’Right, sir. So how will shooting these people help with Delta?’
’Well, I’m no doctor, but it would seem to encourage vaccine uptake.’
’We’re shooting them to encourage them to get vaccinated?’
’Precisely.’
………..
’Any more questions?’
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